!!!ATTENTION ALL POT-SMOKING, DRUG-ADDLED, HIPPY-TRIPPING DEGENERATES!!!
The anti-stoner reefer-enforcement squadron has arrived: SPLIFFRIPPER!!!
Assault your earholes with our message of the true dangers of the illegal narcotic: MARIJUANA!!!
Prepare your feeble, hazed-out minds for a sonic assault of sludgy death, cultic tone worship, and cannabis-fueled rage, with riffs so nasty, you’ll drink the bongwater!
Songs of overdose, addiction, loss, and insanity that are a direct result of this dangerous chemical substance!
Your skull will cave in from the sheer power of our propaganda, and you will immediately relinquish all hazardous or unlawful substances, which shall be placed in our possession henceforth!
!!!WE ARE COMING FOR YOUR WEED. YOUR GRASS SHALL BE OURS!!!
Granddaddy Purple – Guitar/Vocals
Sergeant Stoned – Bass
Smokey McBongwater – Drums